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Fix for Blow, Blow, Thou Winter Wind – by Shakespeare

June 29, 2010 - 6:46am — Anonymous
  1. <?php
  2. /**
  3.  * Blow, Blow, Thou Winter Wind.
  4.  *
  5.  * Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
  6.  * Thou art not so unkind
  7.  * As man's ingratitude;
  8.  * Thy tooth is not so keen
  9.  * Because thou art not seen,
  10.  * Although thy breath be rude.
  11.  *
  12.  * @author William Shakespeare
  13.  */
  14. function blow_blow_thou_winter_wind() {
  15.   global $man;
  16.  
  17.   $wind = new wind(SEASON_WINTER);
  18.   if ($wind->kindness > $man->ingratitude && !$wind->visibility) {
  19.     $wind->blow();
  20.     $wind->blow();
  21.  
  22.     dpm($wind->teeth[0]->keenness);
  23.     dpm($wind->breath);
  24.   }
  25. }
  26. ?>
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